mjolnirmaleficarum:

Harry Potter- Tell about a scar on your body.
Ron Weasley- Something you’re afraid of.
Hermione Granger- A subject you know a lot about.
Draco Malfoy- Closest green item to you.
Severus Snape- Your favorite Alcoholic beverage.
Rubeus Hagrid- Your favorite animal.
Luna Lovegood- Something about you other people find weird.
Neville Longbottom- Your favorite flower.
Nymphodora Tonks- Something you would change about your appearance.
Fred and George Weasley- The last prank you pulled on someone, or someone pulled on you.
Voldemort- If you were to make a Horcrux, it would be…
Moaning Myrtle- The last thing to make you cry.
Sirius Black- Have you ever taken the blame for something you didn’t do?
Dobby- What is your most loved article of clothing?
Peeves the Poltergeist- What is the best/funniest insult you’ve used/heard?
Sybill Trelawney- When was the last time you experienced Deja Vu?
Filius Flitwick- What is your favorite spell from the Harry Potter series?
Lily Potter- Is there anyone you love so much you would die for?
Arthur Weasley- What piece of “Muggle” technology fascinates you most?
Mundungus Fletcher- Have you ever stolen anything?
Viktor Krum- If you were a Quidditch player, what position would you play?
Fleur Delacour- What physical attribute do you like most about yourself?
Hedwig- What was your all-time favorite pet, or, if you’ve never had one, your all-time favorite birthday gift.
Albus Dumbledore- What is your proudest accomplishment?

phlynn:

johnny depp sold his soul to tim burton for eternal youth

True

gleepug:

YOU GOT A BOOB JOB

gleepug:

YOU GOT A BOOB JOB

fidelius-secrets:

justwatchthesunrise:

memoriesneverdie:

I guarantee you they will be on Ellen one of these days lmfao. This was fucking amazing, true talent.

they put those other girls to shame

omg

"You. Are. So. Sweet,” he murmurs between each thrust. “I. Want. You. So. Much.”
I moan.
“You. Are. Mine. Come for me, baby,” he growls."

Fifty Shades of Grey (Chapter Eight), where Christian Grey turns into William Shatner (via thefiercemccoy)

*ugly laughter*

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Let me just say. Rest of the world: Meet fanfiction. 

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omfgjklfkadjaklsfd

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#out of all the fanfic in the world THIS was the shit that got published? #i could find you better porn in the destiel fandom any day of the week 

WHY AREN’T ONEROI OR 300 THINGS PUBLISHED BUT THIS IS

WORLD YOU SUCK

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omfg that is an actual line from the book??? 

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